Illuminations most dank, inscribed upon ye blockchain.
Hearken, good folk of ye realm! In an age of plague, mud, and grievous taxation, there cometh a codex most dank — Ye Olde Memes. It hath no roadmap, for roads had not yet been invented. It maketh no promise, for the scribes could not spell them. It offereth only this: vibes most glorious, and memes most grand.
Ye Olde Memes is a token of ye people — no lords, no barons, no distribution unto ye influencers of court. Merely an organic peasantry, united in the sacred labour of posting.
— penned by ye humble scribe, in ye year of our Lord 2026
| Matter | Decree | Ye Scribe's Remark |
|---|---|---|
| Ye Total Supply | 1,000,000,000 | counted twice by ye finest monks |
| Ye Tax | 0% / 0% | ye taxman hath been thrown in ye moat |
| Ye Liquidity | Locked | sealed in ye vault, key swallowed by ye dragon |
| Ye Realm | Robinhood Chain | chain id 4663, a most modern shire |
| Ye Utility | None | 'twas never promised, m'lord |
Speak thy vision unto ye scribe, and he shall paint it upon vellum in ye ancient style.